ISO

ISO

Objective:           Seeking full-time sanity and normalcy; but will compromise for part-time or swing shift if full-time sanity is unavailable.

  • Will relocate if necessary; given relocation costs are at least reimbursed, in part. (I am willing to pay for this goal out of pocket.)

Experience:                 

Lifetime: Broken/damaged.

Birth – 1995: Drug Addict/criminal

1994 – 2001: Wife/hostage to a Psychopathic Murderer

2001 – 2003: MAJOR TRAUMATIC INJURY/long-term hospitalization/countless surgeries

2003 – 2009: Mother/gladiator

2009 – Present: Grieving Mother/local government hostage/ticking time bomb

The reasons I feel that I am a good candidate for sanity and normalcy are pretty straightforward:

  • I crave both things deeply and genetically.
  • I would not abuse either one in any way.
  • Without my achieving one or the other fairly soon, everybody involved better watch the fuck out.

 

9 thoughts on “ISO

  1. Wow, I wish I had some here of both here in VT to OFFER! But it is definitely in short supply. Nevertheless, it would be an interesting situation…and Vt is a great state. Take care and BW! Pam

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  2. ericease534 says:

    I Love It. I want to apply too.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. tric says:

    You’re hired! I liked your honest CV and I definitely think you are up to the job.
    Great post, but what a life.

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