Ring Ring Ring ring… ring… Ring.. Ring…. Riiiing Riiiiing…..
J: Hello?
S: Babe.
J: Hello?
S: BABE! Its ME.
J: Ah Hell…What the fuck…?
J: S?
S: I need you to come over.
J: Why? What’s happened?
S: Well… I happened, to be VERY precise. Can you bring, like, all the plastic sheeting and … all things plastic?
J: Are you taking the piss???
S: That would be funny. But no… I’m not.
J: Do I even ask?
S: Probably not a good idea.
J: WHO?
S: I didn’t get his name… or hers.
J: TWO people???
S: Uhm… 4. But let’s not get stuck on details eh? Can you come over? Like, now?
J: No.
S: What? Why..?
J: Kidding. I am on my way.
S: Cool. I have everything else… and one of them had a full pack of smokes. So SCORE!
J: You are not well in the head, kid.
S: Oh, I know.
J: Fucking hell. OK. Be there in ten.
S: Okay. Hurry.
J: Keep your panties on, I am ON MY WAY.
S: Oh… fuck.. speaking of panties..
J: Stop talking. I don’t want to know what that means.
S: All good. I found them.
J: I’m hanging up now.
S: Cool. Cool. I will put the kettle on.
Americana Injustica 
Hummmmm……
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Maybe we should get VooDoo in on this! 😉
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Oh my god. You need to be more careful who your friends are…. Hahaha. That one sounds a bit cuckoo. Pantiless and bumming smokes. I mean REALLY?
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I dare you to say that to her face!
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https://amalijaamalie.wordpress.com/2015/01/31/the-unsecret-dialogue-chronicles-part-2/
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It’s on ‘n crackin’! ;-D
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Duct tape and Enzol are key…Just sayin
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Tent stakes and tarpaper!
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I love it when you talk crime scene to me
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