Please, Please Un-follow Me.

Dear female blogger with her tit-grease hanging out:
To each her own; I am all for individuality and unique characteristics, trust me…
But I am struck with four thoughts upon seeing your offensive and distasteful profile picture on MY BLOG:
1. Are you aware that because you followed my blog, and I can’t do anything about it unless I opt to block it from everyone, which defeats the purpose of a blog, in my opinion, each and every one of my visitors has to look at your unpleasant tits?
I have a feeling you are well aware of this fact, because you seem very attention hungry and this type of narcissistic bullshit typically goes hand in hand with such creatures.
2. I’m sure that there are guys who are into your genre, but since you are obviously here in insistence of showing your body to the blogosphere, I would kindly suggest that you first, seek out said men and then, after establishing your own audience, go on and blog accordingly. Because, a lady understands that NOT everyone wants to look at that shit while browsing WordPress.
3. Just because I write kinky poetry with sexy imagery DOES NOT mean that I invite sweaty tits to smear themselves all over my fucking page.
4. Please, please UN follow me.

Sorry, y’all; but I’ve had it with the page pirating that goes on around here, and can’t bite my tongue any longer.

24 thoughts on “Please, Please Un-follow Me.

  1. me says:

    LOL tit grease … so thats what they’re doing – ‘page pirating’ … wondered what the hell was going on … might be time for a ‘culling’ 😉

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  2. … okay… what I want to know is… what did she press those puppies up against before somehow taking a picture? Because… there was a serious amount of effort that went into that.

    Oh… wait, no. It was her husband and master and soul mate standing on the other side of the glass.. who failed to tell her that her titties aren’t even all that pretty.

    Chick with weird titties.. if you are reading this: I don’t like your tits either. I went to find them out of morbid curiosity because I didn’t know what ‘tit grease’ was… and to be honest I still don’t, but I do know that you, whoever you are should maybe try a normal pic of your face.. ? It HAS to be better.

    Or.. like… google image something. A flower. A unicorn. A mug.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. 👏👏👏👏👏

    Liked by 1 person

  4. Ned's Blog says:

    Good for you and well said, with more than a touch of fire 😉

    Liked by 2 people

  5. Wet Bliss says:

    You go girl with your bad self, I absolutely love it! I had a similar encounter I wrote part one of two here: https://wetblissdotme.wordpress.com/2016/02/26/selfies/

    Liked by 1 person

  6. YOU ARE MY NEW HERO ! YOU GOT
    BIGGER BALLS THAN MOST MEN I KNOW.

    Liked by 3 people

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