Notes To Self #27:

Dear Self,

Yes, you’re a fucking city slicker…

When you go out to the country, stop forgetting to prepare yourself mentally for the huge difference in the sizes of city versus country insects. And yes, they bite.

SIDE NOTE: pack loads of muscle relaxers, tranquilizers and bug spray if you have the desire to sleep at night.

 

 

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