How I got Oprah to Admit That Her Hairstyle Doesn’t Fit Her Facial Structure.

For S: in response to I LOVE YOU MORE, DAMMIT!

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“I have heard this stupid “joke” from like twenty people since this morning, and it’s not funny, I don’t get what is so funny about it…”

S is frustrated and it’s apparent.

“Tell it to me….?”

J can’t stand to see her best friend in a state of unnecessary frustration. S retells the joke from behind gnashed teeth, accompanied by heavy sighs and rolling eyeballs. Before she finishes the punchline, J finishes it for her with a hearty laugh and a nod of her head, in obvious appreciation of the joke.

“Hmmmm, okay, well let me explain it so that you aren’t pissed off anymore…”

S has a killer sense of humor, don’t get me wrong; and the instant the joke was told in a way that tickled that sense, she laughed just as loudly as I had at it – because it IS funny.

photo_13525_20070624TEN REASONS I LOVE S MORE THAN SHE LOVES ME:
1) She does things with her face that speak more loudly to me than her words ever could.
2) When she doesn’t “get” a joke, she gets mad.
3) She is afraid of the ocean.
4) She thinks mathematically.
5) She is the most divinely magical person I have ever met.
6) She protects me from bad things and bad people.
7) She trusts me.
8) She is a hardcore survivor.
9) She gives me hope when there would otherwise be none.
10) She thinks she actually loves me more than I love her.

My Sister, Triple S: Truly the STRONGER Soul Surviver.

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I have so many words to say about this woman, one of most brightly shining stars in Survival…too many in fact, to cover here, or anywhere at all for that matter.

I wonder if she knows of the impact she’s had on my life and livelihood since we connected through recovery from Domestic Captivity…

I wonder if she knows how loyal I feel towards her as a human being; or if she knows that she is a Crucial Survivor who nurtures others on the path behind her…

I wonder if her self-doubt and anger has released its grip from her spirit, even a little bit these days – – because she fucking deserves that shit.

THE ONLY CUT THROAT CLUB MEMBER WHO RODE WITH ME TIL THE WHEELS CAME OFF OVER AT THE ONCE-THRIVING CLUBHOUSE.

THE ONLY ONE.

I WILL ALWAYS love you for that, Av…

Go meet my Sister “Triple S” at her blog, and say hi – help me to acknowledge warrioress today for the Survivor and Nurturer that she is, and always has been to me.

 

Happy Birthday to Somebody Exceptional.

Happy BirthdayThe Human Skull is smiling from cradle to grave;

My Friend, there is no point in trying to frown.

Especially not today. 🙂